LADIES AND GENTLEMEN step right up and SEE the amazing, SEE the forbidden, SEE THE TABOO! Hidden away in the darkest recesses of your undergarment and minds for years! They said it was dirty, they it was bad, But NOW I reveal to you IN ALL ITS GLORY, the humble, the mysterious, Na the magical HUMAN RECTUM!
"Quick Billy* pass out the rain coats and get the money before they change there minds"
All right, all right, everybody form a line, single file, that's it very good. Look Billy I told you, you can’t bring your Myotonic goat he passes out ever time somebody sneezes. All right before we set of on this tour of the Amazing Rectum, lets do a gear check. Flash light? Check! Shiny Yellow Rain coat? Check! Rubber boots? Check! lots and lots of LUBE? check! ALL right ladies and gentlemen lets go.
The first thing we come to is the outer sphincter mussel, also known as "Sphincter ani externus" or more commonly your Asshole. Some interesting facts about this gateway to pleasure, it is the first of two rectal muscles That's right, Not just ONE, BUT TWO! This one is under your control, Its normal closed but with a lot of lube some manipulation and consent we can relax it to allow entry of the group, another interesting fact is that this area immediately inside and around is rich with blood vessels and nerve endings like your penis and vagina. Just like your Fun Bits they can become aroused and be a source of great pleasure.
Lets see if we can explore a little bit further, Billy the lube if you please.
There are many methods of applying the lube, The cold squirt, The sneaky caress, I prefer The warmed bottle with stimulation. You can also put it on your hand to take the chill off. As I gently apply the lube with my finger tips I also caress and stimulate the vagina providing a duel pleasurable experience. Are there any questions while I do this? ... Yes? What was that? Very observant of you Miss! She noticed I never switch hands and wanted to know why? GOOD HYGIENE! Why if you were to use the same hand on the vagina as the anus you could transfer bacteria. This in turn could cause a vaginal infection. Yeast infections or bacterial infections my friends, could put an end to your play time in a hurry. The same thing applies to toys penises tongues Ect.
Any more questions ? Yes, the gentleman in the purple stripes and polka dot bow tie!
No sir this is not a Real anus, It is an ACMETM Rectal-Matic 3000 model M/F with advanced reflexology
Now notice how I take my time circling and lightly caressing with my fingertips. What I'm actually doing, is massaging the muscle surrounding the entrance. This will help my partner relax, and I’ll be able to tell by touch when she’s ready to experience a little more.
She’s starting to relax a little, so I can gently press my finger tip into the opening. I'm not trying to penetrate, just lightly pressing in a circular motion. Once more, I’m feeling for the relaxation that tells me she’s ready for a little more, ah yes here we go.
Making sure I have plenty of lube on my finger, I GENTLY press on the sphincter with the pad of my finger slowly allowing her to open up at her own speed. I DO NOT SHOVE MY FINGER IN TO THE LAST KNUCKLE. We have spent considerable time getting this far and we don't want to blow it now!
As I work my finger in, I gently press outward, working in a circular motion to ever so slightly stretch the opening a little further. I just use the tip of my finger and once more I pay attention. If she starts to tense up I slow down, if she relaxes more, I increase my activity. I’m always listening to her body with my touch.
As we slid in an inch or two we find something amazing. It’s the second Rectal sphincter. That's right yet another door to open. Now is the time for yet more lube.
As I apply lube from the pre-warmed bottle, I slid my finger in and out. I’m never hurrying and more importantly, I DO NOT TRY TO FORCE MY FINGER INTO THE SECOND DOOR. I’m still listening with my touch. My goal is to try and get the lube inside so we can open the next door.
Now Ladies and gentlemen I give to you the GREATEST SECRET OF ANAL INTERCOURSE the Ani Internus.
Kept Secret from the general public for Thousands of years. Only known to Proctologist and the Elite Sodomites, I reveal to you now its inner most secrets.
This is the true guardian of the holy passage to Ecstasy. It does not respond to the will of the mind except in the case of the extremely experienced, and until we understand this it will always fight us.
Flashlights on people, here we go!
Once more I use my massage and press technique with plenty of lube on this second sphincter. It is very important to really listen to your partner with your ears and with your touch, the reason being the nature of this second gateway.
She /He does not have control of it. It normally stays closed until a bowel movement happens. It's used to operating only one way and if we try to force our way in, it’s going to say NO! In no uncertain terms, by contracting and attempting to force what ever is put through it back out!
This is where anal play often stops because its just to painful. IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE PAINFUL IF WE KNOW SOME SIMPLE FACTS AND TECHNIQUES.
We already know LUBE and MORE LUBE. We know that she /he cant relax it by thinking about it, so what are we going to do? Simple really, were going relax it through massage an fatigue.
Using or circular massage technique we are going to stroke her opening with our finger tip pressing on it lightly at first and increasing pressure as it decides to let us. It will be easy to tell by touch and if we take our time eventually it will relax enough to allow us to work our finger tip in.
When we finely do, we really listen with our touch, if it try's to push us out we let it. Eventually the muscle will become tired and let us explore a little further. Take your time! I cant stress that enough. If your partner likes it, He/she will let you do it more often. It will take less time, each time to get ready for the big moment. As you partner relaxes and you can start to move your finger easily, it might be time to try a second finger or a toy. Butt plugs are a great way to hold those internal muscles open. They are designed with a taper to help hold the Butt Plug in place. They allow you use both hands (properly cleaned of course) or deliver some mind blowing oral or regular sex to really get your partner excited about anal sex. When it comes time to put your penis in his/her butt they'll be open and receptive. Use common sense, lots of lube and above all listen to your partners words and his/her body when you try it.
Alright everybody, that concludes our tour for today. Come back next week for the hygiene tour. Please leave your rain coats and flash lights with Billy. BILLY, what did I tell you about bringing that goat in here! The damn things fainted again!
*Billy is a refuge from the war torn Lower Gee I tract who's life long ambition was to raise fainting goats and attend proctology school.
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