Butt sex. Wanting it more? But getting it less?
Many of my customers ask me about this, most of them first timers, but a few who have had unpleasant experiences with it.
These are the most frequent things I hear “I’ve done it before it hurts, Its dirty, I'm afraid it will hurt.
It does not have to be this way, with just a little Information and time on your part and you'll be king of the Sodomites in no time, and believe it or not your partner can enjoy it!
To often sex is taken way to seriously so i give you what you need to know with a splash of humor and with that here we go! (Please note im using a hetro couple for this example but it all applies and I will cover the male/ gay aspect of it in detail in the other sections)
First the scenario’s*
Douffuse and Gellant**
Doufuss decides one day it’s time to introduce his partner to the joys of anal sex. he’s seen THOUSANDS of porno’s and it look like ever ones having a good time.
He convinces his reluctant partner to give it a try, starts out with conventional sex Doggy Style just like they do in the movies,
He is in a bit off a hurry after all he FINLEY gets to try what he’s wanted ever sense he saw it the first time. And with no more warning then HEAR WE GO applies liberal amount of spit to her bottom ( After all that what they do in the porn’s) pulls out of her vagina and proceeds to force his way into her rectum.
And miracles start to happen, but not the ones he was hoping for.
The first miracle is that he learns French!
Considering that he spent the majority of his foreign language classes smoking WEED with his buddy’s out back of the school this is indeed a truly amazing outcome, because he’s suddenly screaming in French at the top of his lungs.
And why pray tell is this?
The answer is simplicity itself
Because his now EX girlfriend has none to gently grasped his testicle's in the legendary Shaolin Three-Fingered-Iron-Monkey-Claw-Death-Grip (patent pending) and is YANKING on them with enough force to start a 15 horse power lawn boy garden tractor, in the middle of winter! in Alaska!
As Doffuse lays there contemplating his linguistic conversion his new status a as a single man and the fact that his testicals have swollen to the size of Casaba Mellon's he gingerly shifts the ice pack on his balls, and wonders what went wrong, maybe not enough spit?
Is Dofuses lover EVER going to want to try anal sex Again? Let us go with the short answer, NO!
Gelent on the other hand does thing quite a bit differently
He knows what he wants but more importantly he wants his lover to enjoy it That's right I said enjoy it!
He takes the time to research the topic, he learns about this erogenous zone, how its made, what skills he will need to approach it
he introduces her to the concept slowly and gently during passion play, never forcing, taking the time to talk to her about it on occasion in the most romantic terms he can come up with and when the big night comes and he uses all his skill and knowledge she says Im not ready yet he does something amazing, HE LISTENS TO HER, stops, takes care of the hygiene and brings his lover to an incredible conventional orgasm , kisses him or her and assures her that it was wonderful, without guilt or recrimination, and the next time? Well the next time he’s indoctrinated into the holy of holey’s and there’s a very good chance she decides it wasn't that bad, in fact it was kind of nice,
As Gellant lies there with his love snuggled in his arms and a big grin on his face he knows it will only get better For her, And for him.
Next post
Butt mechanics 101, OR Rectum? Damn near killed him!
*With apologies to Dave Barry
**yes yes I stole the concept from High Life, its satire dang it so back off ;)~
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